cas-get-into-my-ass:

blowmeharry:

shellfish-machines:

i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 

sanity

people are so demanding

(Source: suckhaven, via mosaicbroookenhearts)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via xb6783746)

shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

(via agentbrooklyn99)

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

(via aggressive-unicorn)

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via ificouldfindaway)